It,s the way you tell em

Sign in a Pet shop window......Lady pleasure licking Frogs at £25.......Woman goes inside and says ..I would like to see one of these pleasure-giving frogs.....
Man behind the counter says....Bonjour xxxx;) :lol:

A chap called Simon had a nasty accident at the saw mill where he worked, he got both his legs chopped off, his uncle had just died so they transplanted his legs onto Simon.A while later Simon appeared on \"Stars in their eyes\"When asked who he would be tonight, he replied \"Simon and Halfuncle\":blink:

Dorrie wrote:

A chap called Simon had a nasty accident at the saw mill where he worked, he got both his legs chopped off, his uncle had just died so they transplanted his legs onto Simon.A while later Simon appeared on \"Stars in their eyes\"When asked who he would be tonight, he replied \"Simon and Halfuncle\":blink:

:woohoo: :lol: :blink: :woohoo: :lol: So bloody bad it good xxxx

If you are as ill as you look on your Passport photo, you are too ill to travel:ohmy:

Whats green and goes up and down ( ols schoolboy joke ) xxxx

Man walks into a Pet shop and asks to buy a Wasp....
We dont sell wasps...said the assistant.....
You had some in your window yesterday xxxxx :ohmy: