It,s the way you tell em

An old man liked to read on the loo.....which is another reason he was banned from WH Smith xxxx


5 out of 4 people are no good at fractions xxxx :ohmy:


If you cant get it right first time...never do a parachute jump xxxx


When asked a Geography question ...many women thought it was hot Down-Under xxxx :laugh: :whistle:

A man has drowned in his bowl of Muesli:ohmy:
He was dragged under by a rampant currant:P<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/29 18:22

Good news...Glen Miller has just landed at Gatwick xxxx :ohmy:

'My great-grandfather was killed at waterloo',
'Really? How?'
'Well he wasn't actually in the battle, He was camping nearby and he got out of his tent to complain about the noise

ducky wrote:

'My great-grandfather was killed at waterloo',
'Really? How?'
'Well he wasn't actually in the battle, He was camping nearby and he got out of his tent to complain about the noise

Love it:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mummy...why do they keep calling me Monkey Boy at school.......Mum...sit down and eat your banana and nuts xxxx

Doctor......I keep singing Tom Jones songs when Im making love to a woman......
Reply.....Well....Its Not Unusual xxxx :laugh: