Joke of the Day

Dont you hate these people with clipboards who waste your time in the street...Had one outside Boots ask me what I use for grooming...Should have seen her face when I said....Bebo..Facebook..pictures of puppies and sweeties xxxx

Just booked a table for me and the girlfriend for Valentines Day.......It will all end in tears..she is useless at snooker xxxx

This should give you a Happy Face!!!!!



Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

Karl i loved that one

On holiday in Spain recently and saw a sign which said....English Speaking Doctor.....I thought to myself..great idea..why cant we have that in Our Country xxxx

Glass Coffins.....Will they catch on ?????

Remains to be seen xxxx :ohmy: