Joke of the Day

One of my testicles is bigger than the other two........Is that normal ???? xxxx :laugh:

Paddy drags a huge metal box to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin. \"Where did u get this from?\" asks the expert. \"It's been in my loft for 40 years. Think it's an heirloom\" says Paddy. \"Do u have insurance?\" asks the expert. \"No, should I?\" asks Paddy. \"Yeah,\" says the expert \"it's your water tank.\"

Roy Hodgeson....worst Pool manager since Michael Barrymore xxxx:blink:

Gray and Keys, pair of sexist pigs.....Sack them and replace them with two women! Just as long as they have big tits and a nice arse :whistle:

I caught my friend drinking brake fluid yesterday.....I said he would kill himself as that stuff is lethal.....He said it wasnt a problem and he could stop when he wanted xxxx :ohmy: :blink:

Scientists have revealed that cum helps hair grow. That explains why lots of men have hairy knuckles, but its got me wondering about my wife's moustache.