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Joke of the Day
13 years 10 months ago #33791
by teddy
Replied by teddy on topic Re:Joke of the Day
A MAN JUST FINISHES WORK ON THE HOME GOES DOWN COUNTRY ROADS ALL OF A SUDDEN HITS A RABBIT JUMPS OUT THE CAR LOOKS AT IT, ITS DEAD LOOKS BEHIND HIM NO-ONE THERE SO CHUCKS IT IN THE BOOT THINKING RABBIT STEW RABBIT PIE ETC ALL OF A SUDDEN TWO BLUE LIGHTS AND A SIREN SO HE PULLS OVER HE GETS OUT AND THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM SAYS IM FROM THE RSBCA SO THE MAN OPEN HIS BOOT STARTS CRYING AND SAYIN I DIDNT MEAN IT ITS DEAD, THE UNIFORM MAN THEN SAID HANG ON WENT TO HIS CAR CAME BACK TO THE BOOT AND SPRAYED THE RABBIT WITH A CAN OF SPRAY SH SH SH
TO THE DRIVERS SUPRISE THE RABBIT JUMPED UP AND RAN OFF IN TO THE NIGHT WHEN QUESTIONED THE UNIFORMED MAN SAID ITS HEIR RESTORER :whistle: :blush:
TO THE DRIVERS SUPRISE THE RABBIT JUMPED UP AND RAN OFF IN TO THE NIGHT WHEN QUESTIONED THE UNIFORMED MAN SAID ITS HEIR RESTORER :whistle: :blush:
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13 years 10 months ago #33792
by angelmate
Replied by angelmate on topic Re:Joke of the Day
A lady get,s on the bus with a new baby, as she goe,s to pay her fare the bus driver say,s to her,God woman your baby is butt ugly!
The poor lady goe,s and sit,s down next to an old man, he ask,s her what,s so wrong madam? she replies that bus driver has just insulted my baby calling him ugly!
The guy say,s to her, i wouldn,t stand for that! if i were you i,d go up and tell him not to be so rude!
So the lady ask,s the man here would you mind holding him? the old man say,s of course i don,t, so the lady goes up and tell,s the driver off saying you are a very rude arrogant man, i and my baby didnt deserve your arrogant nasty comment take it back! so the driver duly apologise,s and say,s m,am i am sorry for being so rude about your baby buttttt! before she heard the rest she was on her way back to the back of the bus.
As she sit,s down ,the elderly man ask,s did you tell him off? you bet i did i gave him a right mouthful, then the old man say, m,am this is the uglest monkey i,ve ever seen!!!:laugh:
The poor lady goe,s and sit,s down next to an old man, he ask,s her what,s so wrong madam? she replies that bus driver has just insulted my baby calling him ugly!
The guy say,s to her, i wouldn,t stand for that! if i were you i,d go up and tell him not to be so rude!
So the lady ask,s the man here would you mind holding him? the old man say,s of course i don,t, so the lady goes up and tell,s the driver off saying you are a very rude arrogant man, i and my baby didnt deserve your arrogant nasty comment take it back! so the driver duly apologise,s and say,s m,am i am sorry for being so rude about your baby buttttt! before she heard the rest she was on her way back to the back of the bus.
As she sit,s down ,the elderly man ask,s did you tell him off? you bet i did i gave him a right mouthful, then the old man say, m,am this is the uglest monkey i,ve ever seen!!!:laugh:
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13 years 10 months ago #33795
by angelmate
Replied by angelmate on topic Re:Joke of the Day
lol you don,t look that bad!! i,ve seen some men dressed up as women, anyway what,s wrong with it? hope you have a great weekend maria x
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13 years 10 months ago #33807
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Just bought a new Tom-Tom satnav.and thought it would be funny to enter....Wanker...as a destination .....
Out the kettle on Im outside your house xxxx :laugh:
Out the kettle on Im outside your house xxxx :laugh:
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13 years 10 months ago #33808
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Please dont panic about me but Ive been rushed to hospital after I ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion....
Doctor says I should be out in the Spring xxxx :ohmy:
Doctor says I should be out in the Spring xxxx :ohmy:
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13 years 10 months ago #33809
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Please dont panic but Im in the hospital casualty deptmt....Turns out that the new Dyson Ball cleaner isnt what I thought it was xxxx :blink:
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