Joke of the Day

They have just found out that Eddie Stobbart was HGV positive xxxx :ohmy:

Pakistan might be a third world country but at least they get Their Bins removed on a Bank Holiday xxxx

Ten Trillion Dollars, 10 years relentless CIA involvement, Thousands of US and Brit soldiers dead, state of the art technology, satalite confirmation , torture of suspects, Americas most Wanted dead or alive...and where do the Americans find Bin Laden ????

In his house xxxx :laugh:

Bin ladens DNA has come back. It is made up of; 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk. Experts say it is due to the bounty on his head.

Latest news says the task of burying Bin Laden at sea was said to be given to the irish navy. Reports say six irish sailors drowned carrying the coffin.

Starbucks have just added a Bib Laden Coffee to their range....White top with two Shots xxxx

A barking dog at 2.00 am in the morning woke Paddy and his wife.....I cant stand any more of this,Im going next door to sort this out..said Paddy

He was gone 20 mins and came back with the dog still barking outside...

Wife said...Paddy its not stopped

Paddy said....Ive moved him to our garden..now lets see how the neighbours like it

The Irish SAS raided Debenhams this week...They heard that Summer Bed Linen was on the 3rd floor xxxx :laugh:

A teenage girl was wearing a see-through top and no bra. Her gran threw a fit. "You can't go out like that!" "Chill gran," the girl said, "these are modern times. You gotta let ya rose buds show." The next day she comes in to find her gran topless. "Aaaargh! You can't do that gran!" Gran says "If you can show ya rose buds I can show me hanging baskets!"

A penis say's to his ball's , "right lad's , get ready and i'll take you to a party", the ball's reply ,"you liar, you always go inside and leave us outside banging on the backdoor".

Seve Ballasteros was buried in the same grave as his father......he will be one over par xxxx God bless you Seve xxxx

A blonde is so pissed off with all the dumb blonde jokes she dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive and sees a farmer rounding up his sheep in a field, so she pulls over and asks him, if she can guess how many sheep he has can she have one? Bemused the farmer agrees. She looks around the field and says 372, the farmer is amazed she's right and let's her have one. The blonde picks the cutest. The farmer says, if I can guess the real colour of your hair can I have my dog back?