Joke of the Day

:laugh: A Client desperately phones an IT help call centre.....

Call Centre....Good morning, I am Clive, how may I help you ???

Caller....Im in a real muddle ..no mater how I try or what I do I just cant find the net...you must be able to help me..please ,please suggest and advise..

Call Centre...Now calm down sir...we are here to help..now lets start with your name ???

Caller....Fernando Tores :laugh:

What do you call a crap football team being beaten by Everton FC? Wolverhampton Wanderers:laugh: :laugh: :lol:

Apparently, the young fella has said that he does not want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding, but Prince Charles has said that he is going anyway.

Police are seeking a man who has stabbed 6 people to death with knitting needle....A Police spokesman said ..He seems to be following some sort of Patten xxxx

Failed a job interview for tescos today. Apparently a gangbang isn't proof that i have worked as part of a team.

Some guy just came up to me and poured Nescafe, milk, sugar and boiling water all over my head. I'm sick of people taking me for a mug