Joke of the Day

:laugh: A Client desperately phones an IT help call centre.....

Call Centre....Good morning, I am Clive, how may I help you ???

Caller....Im in a real muddle ..no mater how I try or what I do I just cant find the net...you must be able to help me..please ,please suggest and advise..

Call Centre...Now calm down sir...we are here to help..now lets start with your name ???

Caller....Fernando Tores :laugh:

What do you call a crap football team being beaten by Everton FC? Wolverhampton Wanderers:laugh: :laugh: :lol:

Apparently, the young fella has said that he does not want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding, but Prince Charles has said that he is going anyway.

Police are seeking a man who has stabbed 6 people to death with knitting needle....A Police spokesman said ..He seems to be following some sort of Patten xxxx

Failed a job interview for tescos today. Apparently a gangbang isn't proof that i have worked as part of a team.

Some guy just came up to me and poured Nescafe, milk, sugar and boiling water all over my head. I'm sick of people taking me for a mug

Two eggs are boiling in a pot. One says check out my crack. The other says stop teasing i'm not even hard yet:blush: ... Happy easter!

lol hon xxx happy easter (((((karl))))))))))))

F*** me they only sat elton john near the choir boys. Who the f*** does these risk assessments ? :silly:

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by an old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch he asks 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

In the wake of Bin Ladens death ,Muslims have gone on the rampage in Ilford and West Ham killing anyone English......Police believe the final death toll could be as high as 2 xxxx :laugh:

Elton John just released latest single to highlight passing of Bin Laden..Its called...Sandals in the Bin xxxx