Joke of the Day

I went out with a girl who had a wonky-eye....But I ended it as she was seing someone on the side xxxx :laugh: :blink:

‎3 students doing a Psychiatry lesson. The 1st was asked \"What's the opposite of joy?\" She said \"Sorrow.\" The 2nd was asked \"What's the opposite of depression?\" He said \"Happiness.\" Then Paddy was asked \"What's the opposite of woe?\" He replied \"Giddy up.\"

After a tragic Sky Diving accident in which an Asian died...A spokesman for the BNP Skydiving Centre said...We have no idea why his flippers and snorkle didnt open xxxx :blink:

A woman comes home early from work to find her husband in bed with a midget.....Wife screamed that he promised not to cheat again..
Husband looked shocked and replied....ffs Im cutting down xxxx :blink:

Man goes into bookshop and asks the assistant...Do you have the new book out about small and short penises..

assistant.....Im not sure its in yet..

Man....Thats the one xxxx :ohmy:

I just got a Police Caution........It appears that wrapping The Beano around your todger and masturbating is NOT considered COMIC RELIEF xxxx :ohmy: