Joke of the Day

A Friend of mine employed an Eastern European cleaner for his house. He was amazed when she took 8 hours to vacuum his home....
Turned out that she was a SLOVAC xxxx

Woman goes to doctors & says \"I'm getting too much discharge.\" Doc says \"Pop your knickers off & get on the bed.\" He puts on his latex gloves and shoves 3 fingers into her fanny. \"How does that feel?\" \"Fucking lovely\" she replies \"only the discharge is from my ear!\"

23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe Irish muslims have set off the first ever No More Nails bomb.

Ordered a chinese last night, the chink turned up at my door and said \"£20 prease\". I smiled and said \"Can you tell me the name of Jordan's blind son?\" He said \"harfey price\". I replied \"cheers Ting Tong here's a tenner now fuck off\"

Man & wife are cooing over their new born baby. \"Look at his knob,\" says the man, \"It's massive!\". \"Yes dear,\" says the wife, \"but at least he's got your eyes\".

I was told that my Al Quieda Muslim Optician had died last night........

Asif Eyecare :blink: