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Joke of the Day
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14 years 1 month ago #32035
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Isnt it strange how sexy women always drive cute little cars ???
Which reminds me...the MOT is due on the wifes Transit xxxx :ohmy:
Which reminds me...the MOT is due on the wifes Transit xxxx :ohmy:
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14 years 1 month ago #32040
by Karl
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A blind man went to a restaurant. \"Menu sir?\" Asked the owner. \"Im blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it & order.\" The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. \"Yes, i will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring veg.\" Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate & left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking. He said, \"do me a favour and rub this fork over your pussy!\", which she does! He then goes to the blindman & gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says, \"fuck me, i never knew Brenda worked here!\"
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14 years 1 month ago #32049
by Karl
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I fancied a take-away last night, so I phoned King's China Buffet. The guy answered and said \"Herro, I'm Wan King the cook\" I said \"No worries mate, I'll call back later.\"
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14 years 1 month ago #32056
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New Golfing Terms.......
An Elephants Fart.......High and smelly
A Tony Blair......Too much Spin
A Dennis Wise....A nasty 5 footer
A Brazilian......A short cut down the middle
A Jordan....Familiar old hooker
A Salman Rushtie.....A difficult one to read
A Glen Miller.....Couldnt get over the water
An Adolf Hitler...Two shots in the Bunker
Sliced Loaf......No roll
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An Elephants Fart.......High and smelly
A Tony Blair......Too much Spin
A Dennis Wise....A nasty 5 footer
A Brazilian......A short cut down the middle
A Jordan....Familiar old hooker
A Salman Rushtie.....A difficult one to read
A Glen Miller.....Couldnt get over the water
An Adolf Hitler...Two shots in the Bunker
Sliced Loaf......No roll
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14 years 1 month ago #32078
by Karl
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Mick says to paddy 'close your curtains next time you make love to your wife all the neighbours where laughing at you yesterday' 'well' said paddy 'the laugh is on them cause I wernt fucking home yesterday'
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14 years 1 month ago #32079
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I met a girl in the park...sparks flew...she fell at my feet and made love...That Taser Gun I bought is great xxxx :ohmy:
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