Joke of the Day

I saw Roy Hodgson in the car twenty minutes ago doing 140 mph in a built up area ..whilst smoking a spliff,drinking a can of Fosters and sounding his horn outside a Hospital.
That bugger will do anything to get three points xxxx

Paddy thought he'd found treasure with his new metal detector. It wasn't until he'd dug a hole 60 ft deep that he realized he was wearing steel toe caps.

Karl wrote:

Gandra wrote:

Don't tell me you two are still at it.

Karl, if I was a moderator on this Forum I'd ban you.

Oh, I can't, can I, because it's your Forum.

Oops, sorry.

It is not my forum, it is the Able Here users forum

Riiiiiight. So seeing as how I'm only an on and off member

TONY - SHURRUP

I guess that means - ackshully, I dunno what it means, except that it prolly means I can be roood and nobody can mod me.

I think.

[Goes off scratching head]

Gandra wrote:

Karl wrote:

Gandra wrote:

Don't tell me you two are still at it.

Karl, if I was a moderator on this Forum I'd ban you.

Oh, I can't, can I, because it's your Forum.

Oops, sorry.

It is not my forum, it is the Able Here users forum

Riiiiiight. So seeing as how I'm only an on and off member

TONY - SHURRUP

I guess that means - ackshully, I dunno what it means, except that it prolly means I can be roood and nobody can mod me.

I think.

[Goes off scratching head]

Never mind all that...Do you want to buy some Slippers..only slightly used xxxx :ohmy: :blink:

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rountree on a Double Decker bus, just After Eight. They both got off at Quality Street, where he asked her name.

She replied in a Whispa \"I'm Polo, the one with the hole\".

\"Well I'm Marathon the one with the nuts\".

He touched her Cream Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers, fondled her Flap Jacks as she rubbed his TicTacs.

She sreamed with Turkish Delight.

Three days later his Sherbert Dib Dab began to itch.

It turned out Miss Rountree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts....................

A woman taking golf lessons just started her 1st round but was stung by a bee!She raced to the clubhouse and her golf pro asked why she was back so early.She told him of the sting.\"Where did it sting you?\"She said,\"Between the 1st & 2nd hole.\"He nodded and said,\"Then your feet are too far apart..