Joke of the Day

I have no idea what all the Fuss and world-wide Publicity is about....Bank Clerk puts Pussy into bin.......TOP CAT lived in a BIN for YEARS xxxx :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Joke of the Day threads?

Gandra..there are mysteries in this world to which there is no known conclusive answer....Now....what was the question again ?????

The question is...

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I've forgotten already

Ahhh memory loss...Now thats something .....thats something....thats something......Im not sure now xxx lol :ohmy:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.



A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of botal Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits.

Yu haf no idr hou fkin gud I feal.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis