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Joke of the Day
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14 years 4 months ago #30931
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The Metropolitan Police were open-mouthed today at the theft of All the W.C. Pans from Lewisham Police station overnight....
A Spokesman said...They had nothing to go on xxxx :laugh:
A Spokesman said...They had nothing to go on xxxx :laugh:
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14 years 4 months ago #30942
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I was attacked by some little ginger boy doing martial arts, it turned out to be the carroty kid!
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14 years 4 months ago #30943
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A Massive Hole appeared in Trafalgar Square this morning..approx. 20 metres diameter and 40 metres deep.
The London Fire Brigade are looking into it xxxx :ohmy:
The London Fire Brigade are looking into it xxxx :ohmy:
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14 years 4 months ago #30981
by Karl
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Girlfriends lunch
A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for
lunch. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good, the
wine selection was good also, and the waiters were cute.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and
quiet, the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean, and the waiters
were sweet boys.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair
accessible, they even had an elevator, and the waiters were kind.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for
lunch. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good, the
wine selection was good also, and the waiters were cute.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and
quiet, the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean, and the waiters
were sweet boys.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair
accessible, they even had an elevator, and the waiters were kind.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
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14 years 4 months ago #31052
by Karl
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A man is taken in to hospital with a burning fever while his wife waits outside until a doctor comes to speak to her.
\"We've got some good news, you're husband's temperature seems to be coming down.\"
\"You mean he's going to be okay?\"
\"Nope, he's dead.\"
\"We've got some good news, you're husband's temperature seems to be coming down.\"
\"You mean he's going to be okay?\"
\"Nope, he's dead.\"
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14 years 4 months ago #31053
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A good looking but very nast natured guy goes up to an ugly girl in a pub and asks if she has a Pen....
Surprised and excited by his interest in her she say...Yes.I have a Pen....
To which the nasty sod says.....Shouldnt you be back in it before the Farmer notices your gone xxxx :blink:
Surprised and excited by his interest in her she say...Yes.I have a Pen....
To which the nasty sod says.....Shouldnt you be back in it before the Farmer notices your gone xxxx :blink:
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