Joke of the Day

Raoul Moats black Lexus is for sale on ebay, he only wants coppers for it!

Northumbria Police are offering £10k reward for info.on Raoul Moat. If not caught by next Tuesday the reward will increase to £20k making it a Raoulover xxxx

A Hippie sits next to a nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her, she said \"NO! i am married to god!!\" and gets off the bus disgusted. The bus driver said \"she prays every tuesday night at midnight in the grave yard, why dont you dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are god and demand sex?\" The hippie tries this and to his suprise the nun said \"yes but only if we have anal sex as i want to keep my virginity\" They have passionate bum sex and when they are done the hippie throws off his robe and cries\" ha ha\" I'm the hippie! The nun cries out \"ha ha\" i'm the bus driver!!

The Nigerian Goalkeeper has said he will refund all fans who travelled to SA . He says he just needs their bank details,credit card number and their mothers maiden name xxxx :ohmy:

Man walks into WH Smith & says \"Do you have that new self-help book for men with really small dicks?\". Girl says \"It's not in yet.\" He replies \"Yeah, that's the one!\"

In an effort to instill more ability and passion into the Failed England team plus a lot of flair,it has been decided to give our players Brazilian sounding names...as floows.......

Steven Gerard.......Gerrardio

Wayne Rooney.....Rooneyinho

Frank Lampard.....Lampardio

Emile Heskey.......Youuselesslumpofcrapio

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