Joke of the Day

Two eggs are boiling in a pot. One says check out my crack. The other says stop teasing i'm not even hard yet:blush: ... Happy easter!

lol hon xxx happy easter (((((karl))))))))))))

F*** me they only sat elton john near the choir boys. Who the f*** does these risk assessments ? :silly:

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by an old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch he asks 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

In the wake of Bin Ladens death ,Muslims have gone on the rampage in Ilford and West Ham killing anyone English......Police believe the final death toll could be as high as 2 xxxx :laugh:

Elton John just released latest single to highlight passing of Bin Laden..Its called...Sandals in the Bin xxxx