Joke of the Day

A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!

Husband and Wife are sitting in a pub watching a drunken guy cradling his pint as he sits alone..Husband says.....Do you know him ???
Wife says..Hes my old boyfriend...Im told he started drinking right after we split up 10 years ago and hasnt been sober since ....
Husband replies....Crikey....Who would have thought a fella could go on a celebration for that long xxxx

Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

85% of Ipswich, Queensland males say they enjoy sex in the shower... The other 15% haven't been to prison yet!

The Met. Police pulled Paddy in for questioning...

Officer..OK Paddy me lad...where were you between 5 and 11 ???

Paddy..Thought for a moment and said....Primary School xxxx;)

Was in a Q in ASDA yesterday with two trolleys full of booze and nibbles for a World Cup BBQ...A little old lady came behind me with just one bottle of milk..
Me...Is that all you have my love ???

Little Old Lady....Yes my dear ..just this milk..

Well...I did to decent thing and suggested she f..k off to another till...I was going to be ages xxxx;) :ohmy: