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13 years 10 months ago #30685 by Karl
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2 Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best f* * k I've ever had I wonder how the girls got on?

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13 years 9 months ago #30714 by Karl
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Man driving down narrow road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. Man winds window down & shouts \"FUCKIN FAT COW.\" Woman yells back \"FUCKIN BALD PRICK.\" Woman then drives round corner, crashes into a huge cow and dies. If only women would fucking listen!
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13 years 9 months ago #30716 by
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Paddy and his wife were discussing their sex life....

I want to try that Wheelbarrow position said Paddy...

What the hell is that..replied his wife...

You bend over hands on the floor..I pick your legs up and bobs your uncle...said Paddy.

I will do it on two conditions..one.If my arms get tired youll stop....two...We dont go past my mothers house xxx :laugh: :blink:

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13 years 9 months ago #30720 by Karl
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One thing about blokes from Australia is that their hearts and humor are always in the right place!

Mr. T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilor from Newcastle, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,' 'Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

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13 years 9 months ago #30748 by Karl
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My mate paddy is shagging a pair of twins...i asked him How do you tell them apart.Thats easy he said.-tracey's got blonde hair and Derek's got a cock...

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13 years 9 months ago #30750 by
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For my sons birthday I bought him an iPod
For my daughters birthday I bought her an iPhone,
On my birthday I was pleased to recieve an iPad,
For my wifes birthday I bought her an iRon,
Then the fight broke out xxxx :laugh:

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