Joke of the Day

I wanted to search for some pictures and information on the little known Swiss Football Team Tottenham were playing.......Your Honour xxxx :laugh:

I went to the doctors while I was in Bangkok to get my testicles checked out. While the doc was cupping my balls she said \"Don't worry, its normal to get an erection during this kind of examination\" I said \"But I haven't got one\" She replied \"no but I have..\"

Young Tom got home early from school to find his mum and dad...At It..in the front room.....
Dad said.....Dont worry Tom I am just filling mum up with petrol....
Tom replied....She doesnt do many miles to the gallon does she...Uncle Dave was filling her up this morning xxxx

Should the UK adopt The Euro?

A cross-section survey of 1000 people in Bradford , made up of Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Zimbabweans, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldavians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese, Portuguese, Poles and Nigerians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to the Euro.

99.9% said no, they were happy with the Giro.

Hi and Welcome back Gandra hun xxxx

Typical me, innit! One minute I'm here and then I'm off



again!