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Joke of the Day
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14 years 7 months ago #30172
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I found a DVD the other day called....Bald and Barely Lehgal....Quite aroused I rushed home and put it into the player and settled down to watching a nice bit of filth....Imagine my discust when I discovered it was produced by The Ministry of Transport ...about illegal Car Tyres xxxx
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14 years 7 months ago #30177
by Karl
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Hey mate really need your advice for serious problem ! I suspected for some time now that the misses has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot.. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight i hid in the shed behind the motorbike when she came home she got out of some ones car she was buttoning her blouse and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the motorbike i noticed it... a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it . . . . ?
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14 years 7 months ago #30183
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:laugh: :side: I would Replace it Karl..You never know if a weld will let you down :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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14 years 7 months ago #30194
by Karl
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Best to not weld as this upsets the molecular integrity of the frame, once the frame is originally welded it is then heat treated as an entirety so a localised repair may weaken the structure, dump the bird
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14 years 7 months ago #30195
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No...Train the bird...take her on the bike xxxx xxxx
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14 years 7 months ago #30246
by DATA311
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Twenty reasons why Chocolate is better than sex:
1.You can GET chocolate.
2.\"If you love me you'll swallow that\" has real meaning with chocolate.
3.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7.If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9.The word \"commitment\" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10.You can have chocolate on top of you workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12.You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13.With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14.Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15.You can have chocolate at any time of the month..
16.Good chocolate is easy to find.
17.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20.With chocolate size doesn't matter.
1.You can GET chocolate.
2.\"If you love me you'll swallow that\" has real meaning with chocolate.
3.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7.If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9.The word \"commitment\" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10.You can have chocolate on top of you workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12.You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13.With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14.Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15.You can have chocolate at any time of the month..
16.Good chocolate is easy to find.
17.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20.With chocolate size doesn't matter.
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