Joke of the Day

Elderly couple in church wife turns to husband and says i've just done a silent fart what should i do husband says put new batteries in your hearing aid
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"Dad, we're learning about Prisms at school. They're fascinating."

"That's good Son, 'cos as a Dyslexic Black Kid you're bound to end up in one"

The missus has just rung me screaming "you've given me crabs you bastard! How could you?" I said "whoooaaaa, hang on a minute, before you start blaming me, have a word with your sister!" :ohmy:

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.He asks the barman, "What the f*** is that?"The barman says, "It's a Moose."The Scottish chap says, "F*** me! How big are the cats?"

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Little Johnny went up to his dad and asked...Whats Love Juice ???
Very shocked his father went on to explain the facts of life in detail ..down to oral etc.......
Johnny sitting wide-eyed and mouth open...said...I heard it on Wimbledon ????

Roy Skelton, the voice of the Rainbow Characters has died, at the age of 79. Zippy and George are said to be Speechless!!