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15 years 1 month ago #36850 by Karl
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McVities have honoured Lewis Hamilton by putting a picture of him in his F1 car on their new range of biscuits.
Wog on wheels will be on sale soon in all well known supermarkets

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15 years 2 weeks ago #37187 by Karl
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Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend - Beautiful,
Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible. Or in
other words B.I.G.T.I.T.S.

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15 years 2 weeks ago #37188 by tonypark
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Guy in Liecester Square with a fishing rod and line in drain...Passer by asks....Caught anything ?????
Yes,says guy...Your the tenth xxxx ;)

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15 years 2 weeks ago #37268 by Karl
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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything -KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.

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15 years 1 week ago #37285 by Karl
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A wise man once said "You should treat your women the way you treat your
hoover. When it stops sucking, change the old bag." :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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15 years 1 week ago #37297 by tonypark
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Inspired by The Apprentice I am going to be the next person to get £250,000 off Lord Sugar.Ive definitely got what he is looking for ........


His Grandaughter

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15 years 1 week ago #37298 by tonypark
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A Custard Pie has been thrown at Rupert Murdoch on live TV...Apparently the Clown Prosecution Service is looking into the matter

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15 years 1 week ago #37303 by Karl
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I shagged the arse off a deaf and dumb bird last nite, i was so ashamed of myself this mornin, i super glued her fingers together. So she couldnt tell anyone :evil: :evil: :evil:

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15 years 1 week ago #37361 by Karl
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somebody told me amy winehouse was dead,and i said. NO NO NO

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15 years 1 week ago #37362 by Karl
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Amy Winehouse walks into a pub and the barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits"

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15 years 4 days ago #37466 by Karl
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Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to
ear. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. "I just made love to the girl
next door" he says proudly. "Well done son. I hope you were wearing
something." "Yup" he replied. "A balaclava."

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14 years 11 months ago #37617 by tonypark
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I was in the local Graveyard yesterday when I saw 4 guys lugging a coffin....saw them again an hour later...then saw them again three hours later,still lugging it about...
I thought to myself...think they have lost the plot xxxx ;)

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