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13 years 5 months ago #36850 by Karl

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McVities have honoured Lewis Hamilton by putting a picture of him in his F1 car on their new range of biscuits.
Wog on wheels will be on sale soon in all well known supermarkets

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13 years 5 months ago #37187 by Karl

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Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend - Beautiful,
Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible. Or in
other words B.I.G.T.I.T.S.

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Guy in Liecester Square with a fishing rod and line in drain...Passer by asks....Caught anything ?????
Yes,says guy...Your the tenth xxxx

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13 years 5 months ago #37268 by Karl

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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything -KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.

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13 years 5 months ago #37285 by Karl

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A wise man once said "You should treat your women the way you treat your
hoover. When it stops sucking, change the old bag." :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Inspired by The Apprentice I am going to be the next person to get £250,000 off Lord Sugar.Ive definitely got what he is looking for ........

His Grandaughter

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