Joke of the Day

Just got this new aftershave that smells of bread crumbs......
The birds love it!

A policeman with a sniffer dog came up to me the other day & said, "my dog tells me you're on drugs"
"ME!" I said "you're the one with the talking dog!!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

My mate reckons that he always cries after sex..........Mind you,he is in prison

Went to bed with three Thai girls last night...It was like winning the lottery....


They had 6 matching balls :laugh:

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

The now very angry Teacher: Where in hell do you get seven from?!?!

The now very frustrated Johnny: Because I've already got a cat at home!!!

Police marksmen covering disturbances at Dale Farm, were required to open fire three times.
They won a goldfish, a teddy bear and an inflatable hammer.