Joke of the Day

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life....Like my name ,address and telephone number :laugh:

Update on the leaking breast implant scandal - Britain's leading cosmetic surgeon has recommended that all 50,000 women involved should get their tits out.

Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow at 4 pm for her New Year album..Simon Cowell wants to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly bastards.
The bus will pick you up at 9 am ,try not to miss it as there is a few quid in it for you

So Anthony Warrall Thomson has been arrested for shoplifting some cheese from a supermarket.Should have done it more Caerphilly :laugh:

I have not seen a Scouser get so excited about 1 leg since Paul McCartney

What happened to the blonde when she tried to blow up her ex husbands car?
she burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe :evil: