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14 years 6 months ago #41722 by tonypark
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Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life....Like my name ,address and telephone number :laugh:

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14 years 6 months ago #41774 by Karl
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Update on the leaking breast implant scandal - Britain's leading cosmetic surgeon has recommended that all 50,000 women involved should get their tits out.

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14 years 6 months ago #41775 by tonypark
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Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow at 4 pm for her New Year album..Simon Cowell wants to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly bastards.
The bus will pick you up at 9 am ,try not to miss it as there is a few quid in it for you ;)

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14 years 6 months ago #41776 by tonypark
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So Anthony Warrall Thomson has been arrested for shoplifting some cheese from a supermarket.Should have done it more Caerphilly :laugh:

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14 years 6 months ago #41874 by tonypark
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I have not seen a Scouser get so excited about 1 leg since Paul McCartney

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14 years 6 months ago #41880 by Karl
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What happened to the blonde when she tried to blow up her ex husbands car?
she burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe :evil:

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14 years 6 months ago #41899 by tonypark
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I see the new blockbuster..The Iron Lady..has a 12a certificate..making it unsuitable for Miners lol

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14 years 6 months ago #41923 by tonypark
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Why did the chicken cross the road ???

Because it was stuffed up Worral Thompsons jumper :laugh:

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14 years 6 months ago #41937 by tonypark
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Just bought my lottery ticket for an Italian Mediterranean Cruise......It was a Roll-Over last week ;)

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14 years 6 months ago #41952 by Karl
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Lionel Ritchie has cancelled his fothcoming gigs on cruise liners. Apparently "Dancing On The Ceiling" does not have the same appeal anymore. :silly:

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14 years 6 months ago #42047 by Karl
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Murphy texts his wife & says,
"Mary, I'm just havin' one more pint, then I'll be home - If I'm not home in 20 mins, read this text again"!

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14 years 6 months ago #42050 by tonypark
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A recent survey has confirmed that one out of three women....are just as stupid as the other two :laugh:

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