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14 years 5 months ago #42406 by Karl
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BBC News: Fabio Capello resigns from the England job. An Italian abandoning a sinking ship, who would have thought it?

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14 years 5 months ago #42423 by tonypark
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Whats pink and laying on a Mat ????

Whitney Houstons Valentines Day card xxx

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14 years 5 months ago #42443 by tonypark
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After landing up in Jail...I spent the next 2 hours getting s...ged up the arse....I think my Uncle takes Monopoly far too seriously

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14 years 5 months ago #42601 by Karl
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My new doctor is a young, drop dead gorgeous female. I was embarrassed but she said 'Don't worry I'm a professional, I've seen it all before, just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it for you personally'.......

I said 'I think my sperm tastes funny!' :pinch: :cheer:

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14 years 5 months ago #42614 by tonypark
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I wouldnt say my ex was a slapper..but she had ..NEXT..on her knickers xxx

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14 years 5 months ago #42702 by Karl
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A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down her inner thigh. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife opens her eyes and gasps.. "Why did you stop?" He says "Found the remote - Back to sleep fatty!

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14 years 5 months ago #42704 by tonypark
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My mum told me that Davey Jones of the Monkeys died today..I didnt believe her...Then I Saw Her Face :laugh:

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14 years 5 months ago #42729 by Karl
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I didn't believe my wife when she told Me Davy Jones from the Monkees died this evening, then I saw her face.now im a believer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

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14 years 4 months ago #42742 by tonypark
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A recent survey reported that one fifth of Men dont know how to turn the dishwasher on.....I find licking her nipples and a gentle finger in the right place does the trick

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14 years 4 months ago #42973 by tonypark
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Seen on a T-shirt label..This product was tested on animals.It didnt fit xxxx

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14 years 4 months ago #42974 by tonypark
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Just to spice up our love-life I suggested to the wife that we do a little rolr-play.....She was well up for it..and asked what I wanted her to do.....

You go and dress up like whitney Houston and Ill run your bath xxxx

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14 years 4 months ago #43149 by Karl
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A sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcastically asked "Is it Fosters or Stella".
I replied "theres a tap underneath, taste it"
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