Joke of the Day

BBC News: Fabio Capello resigns from the England job. An Italian abandoning a sinking ship, who would have thought it?

Whats pink and laying on a Mat ????

Whitney Houstons Valentines Day card xxx

After landing up in Jail...I spent the next 2 hours getting s...ged up the arse....I think my Uncle takes Monopoly far too seriously

My new doctor is a young, drop dead gorgeous female. I was embarrassed but she said 'Don't worry I'm a professional, I've seen it all before, just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it for you personally'.......

I said 'I think my sperm tastes funny!' :pinch:

I wouldnt say my ex was a slapper..but she had ..NEXT..on her knickers xxx

A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down her inner thigh. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife opens her eyes and gasps.. "Why did you stop?" He says "Found the remote - Back to sleep fatty!