Joke of the Day

I took a young lady back to my bedroom the other night and as I was stripping her of her clothes a voice from the bed said....Hope its not that Fat bird again......What was that ..said the young lady......Ignore it says I...Its my new Memory Foam Matress :laugh:

I told my new girlfriend not to turn her head away when she was completing BJ..But did she listen..the heck she did...Just went in one ear and out the other

I was showing my doctor a nasty rash on my willy today, he seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it. He just said make an appointment for Monday morning, and carried on pushing his shopping trolley around Morrissons

I opened the door for a stunning blond at the pub the other night...The wife said...You never opened the door for me....
I said...Oh yes...a nd what about that time you threatened to leave

How do people have their drinks on an Italian Cruise Liner ?? ...On the rocks

What is the most unwanted vegetable on Italian Cruise Liner ??...Leeks

"Premature ejaculator.
Seeks blonde female with massive tits & waxed........ wait.... .........oh no. it doesn't matter"