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13 years 4 months ago #37645 by Karl
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The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me
because she can't afford batteries!

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13 years 4 months ago #37761 by
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Just saw 80s Soul Star with a wide screen television under his arm......I think it was Looter Vandross ;)

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13 years 4 months ago #37762 by
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Just back from Coydon....Thats Christmas presents sorted ;)

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13 years 4 months ago #37763 by
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Tottenham Hotspurs have just signed a young ethnic Italian..his name is Grabatelli ;)

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13 years 4 months ago #37780 by Karl
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Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I've been ringing 08001730 for 2
bloody days. Why don't you answer the bloody phone. Girl replies, those are
our opening times you daft t**t.
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13 years 4 months ago #37783 by
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Here They come,
Walking down the street,
With the latest in TVs,
And a three piece suite,
Hey, Hey Theyre the Monkeys ;)

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