Joke of the Day

A Custard Pie has been thrown at Rupert Murdoch on live TV...Apparently the Clown Prosecution Service is looking into the matter

I shagged the arse off a deaf and dumb bird last nite, i was so ashamed of myself this mornin, i super glued her fingers together. So she couldnt tell anyone :evil: :evil: :evil:

somebody told me amy winehouse was dead,and i said. NO NO NO

Amy Winehouse walks into a pub and the barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits"

Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to
ear. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. "I just made love to the girl
next door" he says proudly. "Well done son. I hope you were wearing
something." "Yup" he replied. "A balaclava."

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

I was in the local Graveyard yesterday when I saw 4 guys lugging a coffin....saw them again an hour later...then saw them again three hours later,still lugging it about...
I thought to myself...think they have lost the plot xxxx