Joke of the Day

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.



''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''





''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.



"He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.



"Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.



''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''



''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''



''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.



''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.



''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers.



"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first
started school...''



''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.



After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Jesus is standing at the pearly gates when an old man comes up and asks to come in.
Jesus says "you can't come in unless you have a relative in heaven".
The old man says that his son is maybe in there.
Jesus says "what does he look like"?
He has nails through his hands and nails through his feet says the old man.
Jusus embraces the old man with tears in his eyes and exclaims Father !!!
The old man hugs him back and says "Pinocchio"

I caught my wife having sex with my best friend and threw her and her things out......As for him ,I just looked him in the eyes and said....Bad dog, no biscuits for you today ....

So The Big Brother house has Jedward and a swimming Pool......Where is Barrymore when you need him

I walked out of a club with a girl last night.

She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my willy :blush: and said, "Yours or mine?" :huh:

I said, "That's mine."

A young Korean couple were in bed when the husband started farting......Thats discusting says his wife....
Husband......Its the Dog ...
Wife...Dont you blame the dog....he was cooked perfectly