Joke of the Day

When i was 14 my dad caught me smoking...so he made me smoke the full pack...i just wish he'd caught me s******** a girl guide :huh:

I was at the office yesterday and one of the women asked.....What is your Ring tone like ???
I said light brown like most other guys.....

These woman are getting very forward these day s xxxx

I cant stand people who think they are badly off....I have a mate who is brilliant...He has lost his voice and legs in a car crash...But do you hear him making a Song and Dance about it ??? No xxxx ................ I will get my coat

All complaints about that joke ...please direct to Karl xxxx :laugh:

Paddy orders a pizza, chef asks if he wants it cut into 4 or 6 ? Just 4 replied paddy, don't think i could eat 6 pieces

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Wife phoned me today ..yelling down the phone how I had given her crabs...how I had deceived her...
Listen to me ,I said...dont point the finger at me...ask your sister where I got them xxxx

I saw my mate this morning, he's got 1 arm bless him.
I shouted, "Where u off to?
to change a light bulb he said,
That's going to be awkward isn't it?
"Not really" he said, "I've still got the receipt, you sarcastic t***!