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Joke of the Day

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13 years 1 month ago #40018 by
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I thought that my new girlfriend was the One...until I looked through her knicker drawer and found..a Nurses Uniform...a French Maids Uniform..and a Policewomans Uniform....She obviously cant hold down a job xxxx ;)

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Ashley Cole....Bosingwa...Malouda...Obi Mikel..Sturridge....Anelka...Drogba..Essien...Ramires...Kalou.....ALL affectionately known as...Terrys Chocolates

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13 years 1 month ago #40172 by Karl
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The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily replied, "As hard as your penis when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a glass....."

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Cash4Gold have confirmed that they are arranging Jimmy Savills funeral xxxx ;)

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13 years 1 month ago #40207 by Karl
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One of the Pearly Gates has broken, but it's ok, Jim'll Fix It!

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13 years 1 month ago #40258 by Karl
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Man says to wife "your arse is the size of a 3 burner BBQ!" Later in bed he says "fancy a s***?" Wife replies "no ta, no point lighting the bbq for half a sausage..!" :lol:
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