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Joke of the Day
13 years 3 months ago #38859
by Karl
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Hot and Cold Sex
After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."
When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'
"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in June, and the second time is in December."
After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."
When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'
"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in June, and the second time is in December."
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13 years 3 months ago #38896
by Karl
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Carlsburg don't do Alzhiemers but if they did, they'd make exceedingly good cakes...
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13 years 3 months ago #38902
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Was at the bar with a friend today and we were talking about girlfriends....
I said....I had to stand on a chair to kiss my last girlfriend
He said.....Was she realy tall
I said.....No,she hung herself
I said....I had to stand on a chair to kiss my last girlfriend
He said.....Was she realy tall
I said.....No,she hung herself
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13 years 3 months ago #38971
by Karl
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A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says:
'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken
'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from?'
'From my knickers tae ma feet. '
'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken
'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from?'
'From my knickers tae ma feet. '
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13 years 3 months ago #38974
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My new girlfriend told me straight...It will be 6 months before I give you a BJ........I told her I fully understand and would give her a ring closer the time
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13 years 2 months ago #39065
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So sex between three people is called a Threesome
Sex between two people is called a Twosome
Now I know why you are called Handsome xxxxx
Sex between two people is called a Twosome
Now I know why you are called Handsome xxxxx
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