Joke of the Day

Karl wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Karl wrote: My mates used to call me "Mr Lover Lover" as I had quite a good record with the ladies. Then one night a girl with cp asked me to shag her up the arse... Now they call me "Mr Bum Spastic"...! :ohmy:

:laugh: Only you could get away with that xxxx lol

I know! :woohoo:

Maybe able here team should ban me? :silly:

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!.... guess tonys rite karl...that one was......:ohmy:

Karl wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Karl wrote: My mates used to call me "Mr Lover Lover" as I had quite a good record with the ladies. Then one night a girl with cp asked me to shag her up the arse... Now they call me "Mr Bum Spastic"...! :ohmy:

:laugh: Only you could get away with that xxxx lol

I know! :woohoo:

Maybe able here team should ban me? :silly:

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!.... guess tonys rite karl...that one was......remember the spanking session amanda was talking about? u r about ready 4 1...

Ive just had a very nast letter from Screwfix Direct...Apparently they are not a dating site xxxx

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a
spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give
him a handjob. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You want to stop
before you're banned from teaching altogether."

:blink:

A zoo keeper gets raped by an elephant, and he's rushed to hospital for treatment.
The doctor examines him and asks why his arse has been stretched out 10 inches when an elephant's penis is only 4ins wide.
Weeping, the man says "The dirty b*****d fingered me first."