Joke of the Day

Make Xmas special for your loved-ones this year by saying those three words.....Im off out

A little old lady answers a knock at her door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman. Before she had a chance to speak, the man tips a bucket full of dog poo over her carpet and explains, "Madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog poo from your carpet, i will eat whats left". "Well, she says. i hope you are hungry, cos the bastards cut my electric off this morning! :woohoo: :woohoo:

Poor Bob holness,only been at the pearly gates five minutes,when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks "can I have an E please Bob"

These people who think its OK to give drugs to animals...Should get down off their High Horse :laugh:

Its a bit ironic Natasha Giggs being inside Big Brother...As its usualy Big Brother inside her :laugh:

The cost of living is getting so high that my wife is now having sex with me ..because sha cant afford the batteries