Joke of the Day

3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10. Woman asks 'why is that parrot so cheap?' shopkeeper replies 'it used to live in a brothel'. The woman finds it funny and buys it, she gets it home and the parrot says ' a new brothel!' the woman laughs, her two daughters come home and the parrot says ' new girls!' and they laugh, when her husband walks in the parrot says 'Hi paul! Long time no see'

Jonathan Ross has been acused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco...He said it was a Whisk he was prepared to take xxxx

My wife was devastated when her PIP breast implants ruptured,leaking industrial grade silicone..
However, now she has had her nipples pierced ,weve been able to seal around the bath,kitchen sink and toilet cistern ....

A man goes to the doctor complaining of voices coming from his underpants.
The doctor says "Ignore them, they're talking bollocks." :lol: :woohoo:

My budgie got out of his cage and shagged the dog... If you're interested, I've got some puppies going cheep........

The Tottenham Hotspur reserve team are back in full training after their recent Jury Service