Joke of the Day

My mum told me that Davey Jones of the Monkeys died today..I didnt believe her...Then I Saw Her Face :laugh:

I didn't believe my wife when she told Me Davy Jones from the Monkees died this evening, then I saw her face.now im a believer

A recent survey reported that one fifth of Men dont know how to turn the dishwasher on.....I find licking her nipples and a gentle finger in the right place does the trick

Seen on a T-shirt label..This product was tested on animals.It didnt fit xxxx

Just to spice up our love-life I suggested to the wife that we do a little rolr-play.....She was well up for it..and asked what I wanted her to do.....

You go and dress up like whitney Houston and Ill run your bath xxxx

A sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcastically asked "Is it Fosters or Stella".
I replied "theres a tap underneath, taste it"
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