Joke of the Day

I hear England is officially in drought...lets see how many Africans start sending £2 per month

A friend of mine has every record made by the Beatles except for one.....I think he needs Help

I was getting chatted up by a bird in a nightclub last night....she said...Do you have a Nickname ??

Yes ..said i...Its Sledge
She said...Is that because your sleek and fast...giggling ??

No...I said....Its because I get pulled by dogs :laugh:

Ugly scenes outside the Etihad Stadium. Rooney, Lescott and Tevez have just arrived!!

I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend text me to say that she loves anal...Dyslexic bitch..it turns out she loves Alan my best mate xxx

French breast implant firm PIP are going to remove thousands of useless tits....Hang in there sunshine ,I wont tell them where you lve