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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #49951

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I'm watching women's volleyball and already there's been a wrist injury!

But I should be alright by tomorrow.

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #49957

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cliff
Cliff who?
Cliff hanger (yeah really corny)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah good reason why you haven't opened the door yet?


:laugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #49968

Knock knock
Who's there?
Butch
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here.

Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
Yeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #49975

If you open the door to the mini bar late at night you will see small people hanging over the edge being sick!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #49988

Knock knock
Who's there?
Marietta
Marietta who?
Marietta whole cream cake.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Joan
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Egbert
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon.

Boom boom!!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #50015

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dawn
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do

:laugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #50018

Knock knock
Who's there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?

:laugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #50081

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ike
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #50139

Knock knock
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door

Knock knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Budapest
Budapest who?
You're nothing Budapest.

Knock knock
Who's there?
I'mfedup
I'mfedup who?
I'm fed up with all these knock knock jokes.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 10 months ago #50158

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less than his wife!!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 9 months ago #50186

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize. hee hee :laugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 5 years 9 months ago #50220

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

The old ones are the best!! :laugh:

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