JOKE OF THE DAY

How does a man know when he's getting old "It takes him all night to do what he used to do all night" :blink:

Three sisters aged 92,94 and 96 all live together.One night the 96yr old starts a bath.She puts her foot in pauses and asks"Was I getting in or out of the bath"? The 94yr old yells back " I dont know but I'll come up and see". She starts up the stairs and pauses."Was I going up the stairs or down."The 92yrs old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I don't get that forgetful" She knocks on wood for good measure.Then she yells to her sisters,"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door" :S :huh: :dry: :blink:

I've just got home from Asda to find all the windows and doors wide open. They've taken everything....it's all gone. The dirty rotten thieving b.....ds What kind of sick minded person would do that to another person? You are not human. You are low life scum... ...That was my advent calendar and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates

HA,HA,HA!!

A man walks into a bakers shop and says "I'd like two brown loaves and two white please". The baker shakes his head and says, "Sorry, we're out of white bread". The man smiles and says, "That's ok, I've got my bike outside!".

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Sorry don't get it!!! :huh: