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12 years 10 months ago #50237 by shygirl15
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What do you call a man who's father was a canon?
A son of a gun!!

What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head?
A flatmate!!

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12 years 10 months ago #50264 by shygirl15
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What is invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit farts

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12 years 9 months ago #50277 by shygirl15
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A French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?"

The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here"

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12 years 9 months ago #50325 by shygirl15
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Name the four seasons.

Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

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12 years 9 months ago #50401 by shygirl15
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Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason that women are crazy is that men are stupid!!

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12 years 9 months ago #50505 by shygirl15
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Three old guys are out walking.
The first one says, "Windy isn't it?"
The second one says, "No, it's Thursday"
The third one says, "So am I. Lets go and get a beer."

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12 years 9 months ago #50567 by shygirl15
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Why are all 'dumb blonde' jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them!!

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12 years 9 months ago #50581 by shygirl15
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened!!

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12 years 8 months ago #50633 by shygirl15
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I am more fed up than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

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12 years 8 months ago #50664 by shygirl15
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100% - unless you're donating blood.....

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12 years 8 months ago #50740 by shygirl15
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If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. :laugh:

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12 years 8 months ago #50815 by shygirl15
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Being an identical twin has been the curse of my life. He got his sums wrong, the teacher punished me. I courted a girl for seven years, she married him. I got my own back last week - I died, and they buried him.

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