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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 1 month ago #50237

What do you call a man who's father was a canon?
A son of a gun!!

What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head?
A flatmate!!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 1 month ago #50264

What is invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit farts

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 1 month ago #50277

A French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?"

The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here"

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 1 month ago #50325

Name the four seasons.

Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 1 month ago #50401

Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason that women are crazy is that men are stupid!!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 3 weeks ago #50505

Three old guys are out walking.
The first one says, "Windy isn't it?"
The second one says, "No, it's Thursday"
The third one says, "So am I. Lets go and get a beer."

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 3 weeks ago #50567

Why are all 'dumb blonde' jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them!!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 2 weeks ago #50581

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened!!

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 2 weeks ago #50633

I am more fed up than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 2 weeks ago #50664

Whatever you do in life, always give 100% - unless you're donating blood.....

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 1 week ago #50740

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. :laugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY 6 years 1 week ago #50815

Being an identical twin has been the curse of my life. He got his sums wrong, the teacher punished me. I courted a girl for seven years, she married him. I got my own back last week - I died, and they buried him.

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