Sharon, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to
Sharon, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the
barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front
door.
Sharon takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and
when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
dizzy blonde, the man asks,
'Tell me, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'
'That's simple; by the nail over its stall', Sharon explains very
confidently.
Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'
She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says
over her shoulder...
'I assume it's to hang your trousers on.'
