It,s the way you tell em

Fourth year of marraige they both stop speakin an the kids start bellowin LOL

Year five ....TV and Radio become the centre of conversation xxxx;)

Shoot me now ffs xxxx:blink:

It is but just a gust of wind that cometh from the heart.
It's when it takes a downward turn it ends up in a Fart:blush: :blush: <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/15 10:31

A farmer gets a call from his son,ive accidently run over a pig and it is stuck under the tractor squealing,shoot it and bury it says farmer,son phones back and says its done,but wot shall i do with the speed camera.

Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude.

\&quot;No,\&quot; the talented blonde artist said. \&quot;I don\&quot;t do that sort of thing.\&quot;

\&quot;But what if I double your fee?\&quot; he pleaded.

\&quot;Nope, sorry. Won't do it.\&quot;

\&quot;How about I give you five times what you normally get?\&quot;

\&quot;Oh, okay then,\&quot; said the artist, \&quot;but I'm keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes.\&quot;

Tommy. Can you teach me to do the splits
Gym Teacher \&quot;how flexible are you\&quot;
Tommy.Well I cant make Tuesdays.:lol: