It,s the way you tell em

hahahaha wicked joke cheeky! I seem to remember this from the pubs some years ago and it,s still hilarious now. Nice one!!:woohoo: :laugh: :blink: :whistle:

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark.
The moon was high.
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft.
Her eyes were blue.
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft.
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how,
But I tried my best. I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

A man suspected his wife of cheating on him, so he hired a famous chinese detective Dr. Yogosaki Hiroshima. He told him to keep an eye on his wife and see what she does the whole week and report back to him. A week later the man recieves this report from the chinese detective:

You leave house.

He come house.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she get off train.

I follow.

He and she go into hotel.

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree.

No see.

No fee.

I was living the life of Riley last week, but the police caught me, and i had to give him his cash cards back.

Charles dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini, the barman says Olive or twist, boom boom.

karl I love the 2 new jokes you put up.and bjm i love your short ones :laugh: