It,s the way you tell em

Two aerials meet on the roof=fall in love and get married.
the ceremony was rubbish,but the reception was brilliant :huh:

I used to work at KwitFit but I gave up the job.
Everyday I was tyred and exhausted.

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, \"OK, you've had enough. I'm not going to serve you anymore, so get out of here and go home.\"


The drunk leaves the bar. Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through the back door. The bartender tells him, \"I told you to go home, I'm not serving you anything more, you've had enough, now go home.\" The drunk leaves again.


Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through a side door. Again, the bartender tells him, \"Man, I told you, you're wasted. I'm not serving you anymore, now go home, you've had enough.\" Again, the drunk leaves.


Fifteen minutes later the drunk comes back through another side door. The bartender says, \"What the hell is the matter with you? I keep telling you, you've had enough already, and I'm not going to serve you anymore, now go home!\"


The drunk looks up at the bartender and asks, \"How many places do you work at?\"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Q,are you allowed to kiss a nun?
yes but dont get into the habit.

Whats orange and comes out of the ground at 100 miles per hour ???

An E Type Carrot xxxx;) :whistle: