It,s the way you tell em

Worker called into the office to see the boss.
What do you want first said the boss, the good news or the bad news.
Whats the good news,the good news is you have got the pay rise you asked for.
The bad news is I just made you redundant.

Did you hear about the Buddist who refused Novocain during a root canal.
His goal was Transcend Dental Medication:)

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said,
You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.’ His eyes lit up and he thought, ‘This is my lucky day.’Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced herAnd then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks,’ And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, ‘What was that all about?’She explained, ........ ‘The egg timer’s broken'

A Penguin went into a pub and asked the barman \"has my brother been in\" the barman replied \"what's he look like\"

Camel walked into the same pub...Barman said..Why the long face xxxx;) :whistle:


Same pub had a Rhino walk in...Barman said...We dont get many Rhinos in here...
Rhino replied...Im not surprised at £7 per pint xxxx:( :whistle:

Lady in dress shop \"can I try that dress on in the window\" Sorry madam you will have to use the changing room like everyone else.:lol: