It,s the way you tell em

A YOUNG MAN IN LOVE
A young man was in love with two woman and could not decide which one to marry,Finally he went to a marriage counseller.

when asked to discribe his two loves.he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

\"Oh said the counsellor,\" I see what the problem is.

You can't decide wheather to marry for batter or verse
:huh: :dry:

hey up ducky your going for it now:laugh:

Well done Ducky I love it:lol: :lol: :lol:
What do you get if you cross a brook and a stream,wet feet.

thank you bjm and scotty..I am trying

I am not a beliver in seances, but I went to see what they are like.The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose.you can probaly guess the rest.

. I was arrested for striking a happy medium! :blink: :huh: :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/07/23 19:39

Why did the Elephant cross the road.It was the Chickens day off:woohoo:

Confessions


Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl\&quot;.

The priest asks, \&quot;Is that you, little Joey Parisi ?\&quot;

\&quot;Yes, Father, it is.\&quot;

\&quot;And who was the girl you were with?\&quot;

\&quot;I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.\&quot;

\&quot;Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?\&quot;

\&quot;I cannot say.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Teresa Volpe?\&quot;

\&quot;I'll never tell.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Nina Capelli?\&quot;

\&quot;I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Cathy Piriano?\&quot;

\&quot;My lips are sealed.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?\&quot;

\&quot;Please, Father, I cannot tell you.\&quot;



The priest sighs in frustration. \&quot;You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself.\&quot;



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, \&quot;What'd you get?\&quot;

\&quot;4 months vacation and five good leads