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16 years 5 months ago #5410 by bjm49
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I joined the gym last week,instructor said i had a body like a god, (Bhudda)

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16 years 5 months ago #5417 by Scotty
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Three Lepers playing poker,one could never win so he threw his hand in,the other two laughed their heads off.:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly: :silly: ;)

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16 years 5 months ago #5450 by bjm49
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for a pint of less,barman says never heard of that, is it foreign? guy says i dont know, docter told me to drink less.

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16 years 5 months ago #5451 by bjm49
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Viagra-now availablein solubable form to put in your tea.it dosn,t help your sex life, but it stops your biscuits going soft.

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16 years 5 months ago #5452 by bjm49
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Bought my mother-in-law a new chair 4 her birthday,but the spoilsport wont plug it in.

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16 years 5 months ago #5453 by Scotty
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Three nuns died and were waiting outside the gates of heaven.You must all answer a question before you can come in said the gatekeeper.Question no1. who was the first man on earth.Thats easy said the first nun it was Adam,that,s correct you may enter my child.Question no2.who was the first woman on earth.That,s easy said the second nun it was Eve,that,s correct you may enter my child.Question no3. what were the first words Eve said to Adam.Oh that,s a hard one, said the third nun ,correct enter my child.;) ;) B) :blush: :blush:

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