It,s the way you tell em

Why is a Psychiatrist like a squirrel,because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why is a priest like a Guiness......Both black bodies with white collars....Get a bad one and watch your backside xxxxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :evil:

Nurse to Doctor,there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Tell him I cant see him now.:lol:

Whats green...got four legs...and if it falls from a tree onto you,will kill you ?????
















A snooker Table xxxxxx;)

Why did the elephant have Big Ears?
Because Noddy would'nt pay his ransom:lol:

I woke this morning to be surprised by a stunning looking Parrot in my garden......Walking slowly towards it,not to frighten it....all it kept repeating (about 40 times) was..Good morning you ugly old git....
Does it belong to anyone on here xxxxx :laugh: :blink: :woohoo: :whistle: :evil: