It,s the way you tell em

Whats the difference between PMT and BSE?
one attacks the cows brain sending it mad, and the other obnes an agricutural problem.

:blush: sorry ladies but i thought this was hilarious.

Naked man standing in front of mirror..Says to wife..You know,when I look at myself I get aroused xx
Thats because you look like a pussy..says wife xxxxx
(edited version ) :ohmy:

Chinese Proverbs...
Virginity like a Bubble...One prick and gone...

Man who run in front of car get Tyred.....

Man who run behind car get Exhausted....

Man with hand in pocket...feel cocky all day ....

Foolish man give wife Grand Piano...Wise man give wife Upright Organ....

Man who walk through Airport turnstile sideways...Going to Bangkock xxxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

Prince Charles took up Jogging in the mornings and came across a prostitute who yelled at him £150..
He called back £50 ,just to shut her up...
This process went on for weeks until one morning Camilla said she wanted to come....
Fearing the worst when he got to the prostitute,as they approached..She yelled out..See what you get for £50 xxxxxx;)

A rich widow placed an advert in the paper saying, rich widow wants a man who wont beat her up or run off with her money,must be good in bed,bloke turns up and she says you have no arms or legs, he replies i cant beat you up and i cant run away,she asks why do you think your great in bed? he replies i rang the doorbell didn,t i.

When God finished his creation of Adam,he stepped back scratched his head and said\"I can do better than that\"