Joke of the Day

I saw a Fortune-Teller the other day. She told me that I would come into some money......Last night I shagged a woman called Penny.....Spooky or What ??? xxxx :ohmy: :blink:

Don't tell me you two are still at it.

Karl, if I was a moderator on this Forum I'd ban you.

Oh, I can't, can I, because it's your Forum.

Oops, sorry.

Gandra wrote:

Don't tell me you two are still at it.

Karl, if I was a moderator on this Forum I'd ban you.

Oh, I can't, can I, because it's your Forum.

Oops, sorry.

It is not my forum, it is the Able Here users forum

I woke up this morning at 7 o'clock and could just sense something was wrong.Went downstairs and the wife was face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing, I panicked, didn't know what to do........then I remembered McDonalds serve breakfast until 10:30.

Tiger Woods,Wayne Rooney and John Terry all went out on the Town.....OK you can complete the tag line xxxx :blink: :ohmy:

Michael Milner Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher are apparently being targeted by the IRA for letting 11 orange men walk all over them for 90 minutes.