It,s the way you tell em

two nuns where walking in the cathederal grounds
when a vampire suddenly appeared in front of them
quick, said the first nun show him your cross
the second nun shouted get out of the bloody way

Ten things that men know about women....

1...They have a virgina..

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10...Oh yes....and breasts

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I was in Waitrose the other day and a woman at the check-out fell over and died.....I felt realy bad for her...she had just bought ...A bag for life xxxxx :whistle:

I see the young 13yr. old father has joined the group Father's for Justice.He does'nt know much about the politics of the group,but he already has the spiderman outfit.:evil:

Teacher in class draws a picture of a penis on the blackboard and asks...Does anyone know what that is....
Jimmy jumped up and said...my dad has two of them..One small one for everyday use...and one bigger one for cleaning the babysitters teeth xxxx :whistle:

Three students doing a psychiatry lesson ....
The first was asked .Whats the opposite of Joy ????..He replied ..Sorrow...
Next was asked the opposite of depression.?? ...He replied Happiness...
Third was asked the oposite of Woe???? ....He replied ...Giddy-up xxxx :whistle: